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:These have been top secret for awhile now. We were waiting for the U.S. Patents to clear, and the Nobel Prize for High Achievement in Assitude to be issued. Everything is done, & here they are:
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:Since mudflaps are ghey on the Z32, we figured the next gheyest place to change the attitude of the car was the taillights! We were trying to be more in touch with the Redneck Ricer, like RT (wherever he's hiding at lately).
:Don't copy them, we have 34 separate Patents protecting the product. We will procecute you to the fullest extent of the law, or at least send YugoBernie and Spee over to eat your chips and drink your beer (unless it's cheap). We haven't determined the price yet, because we're working on a limited edition carbon fiber version (it's Patented as well, so don't even THINK about it) to complement the more stock 'vinil' version (which doesn't emphasize the curvature of the curvey bits as well as the CF version will).
:Actually, for those looking for a shred of legitimacy for this post, we do have a new product available now, the flywheel stop tool
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00:14:05 08/02/03
